Forest Row Bike Club
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October 2011 Competition
^ After luncheon there was a lengthy queue and delay for the outside toilet, with unfortunate consequences (Stuart)
Previous winners
September 2009's winning entry
OK,WHO'S NICKED SOOTY AND SWEEPS CLOTHES. (ken wilkinson, Hull)
May's winning entry
Right,pal,stop standing behind me or I`ll squeeze harder. (ken wilkinson, Hull)
January's winning entry
Now let me think, who is Ken Wilkinson again? (John)
July's winning entry
She wasn`t the Blind date he was expecting. (ken wilkinson, Hull)
May's winning entry
...last sundays ride included a visit to the sea life centre... (Martin)
April's winning entry
The new M&S fashion coordinates for the 2008 season. (John)
March's winning entry
The new lightweight helmet for bareknuckle boxers. (John)
February's winning entry
Give me my ten quid back or I'll keep looking at you like this (John)
January's winning entry
Whoooo hoooo! I just wrestled a fiver out of John's wallet. Just got to keep a hold of it... (Adam and Mary)
March's winning entries:
Where's the Right Guard when you need it?(Andrew)
Martin's career in swimsuit modeling was understandably short-lived...(Anon)
January's Winning entries (tied):
The men had to discuss how to negotiate the next hill, instead of just cycling it.(Christa)
Forest Row Control, we have a problem.(Don)
December's winning entries (tied):
Rrrrriiiiiiiipppp!!!(Andrew)
I've done it now - what am I going to write about this?(Ron)
July's winning entries:
Now to demonstrate this pump, it needs TWO able-bodied men!(Christa)
Testosterone, anyone?(Anon)
April's winning entry:
M: I saw the wheel first!
R: No you didn't! Give it here!
January's winning entry:
It was quite clear that Ron's talents will not feature in the world of bike design...(Martin)
October:
Unfortunately Martha didn't know that Ron's cycling attire wasfire-proofed(Paul)
July:
Now Martin, you know you are not supposed to go off road with the Forest Row Bike Club(Christa)
March:
Now..whose hand is that?(Anon)
January-February:
These recumbents are jolly tricky to steer...(Anon)
December 04:
This mirror is going to have to go back...(Martin)
Leave some of the steroids for me darling.(Anon)
...with a hungry pushy woman,these lightweight compact convenient cyclists meals were going to leave poor young Adam somewhat hungry..(Martin again)
That's it - you're getting the idea...now for stage 2 of the basic marriage skills lesson...(Anon)
November 04:
Now, how many times have I told you, I cannot stand bangs!!! (Winning caption from Christa)
Don't tell anyone else, but I have buzz in my bonnet...(Honourable mention for Ron's contribution)
October 04:
Man on left still bemused whilst man on right, reaching for his pen to make notes, may have grasped the essence of today's lecture: ''...so for forwards motion it's pedal clockwise...''
(Winning caption from Martin)September 04:
'Keep away, I've a Pooh in my saddlebag...'(Winning caption from Ron)
Success! - David was now looking forward to the next fifty, having removed the thorn from his saddle...(Special Judges' Commendation for Martin's contribution)
August 04:
With the Ventoux still to climb, Mr Cooper was starting to regret entering the ice-cream eating competition...(Winning caption from Martin)
July:
'Gotcha! Hook, line and...'(Winning caption from Christa)
